Justin: EXAMINE SMALL CREATURE

Justin examines the gumdrop-like creature in the corner of the cell.

-- quantumParadoxial [QP] and justinTime [JT] began talking to ??????? [??] --

QP: Justin, who is that cute little green guy in the background?
JT: I don't know, I've never noticed him here before.
QP: How long have you been in here?
JT: How long? Six months tops.
QP: (Jeez...he's gone insane.)
JT: I heard that!
QP: Right. I forgot you can read thoughts.
JT: Okay. I am now approaching the creature.
JT: Hello, little guy! What's your name?
??: ...
JT: He looks like a little piece of candy!
JT: QUANTUM!
QP: What?
JT: What was that piece of candy called that this creature looks like?
QP: How should I know? Technically speaking, I can't eat candy, because I don't have a mouth!
JT: Well, technically, neither can I, but we've both ignored the laws of physics on numerous times.
QP: I'm not a fan of candy. Just ask him his name.
JT: Hey, kid! What's your name?
??: ...
JT: He doesn't seem to talk much.
JT: Maybe he got dropped in some gum, and now he won't speak...
QP: Dropped in gum...OH!
QP: Justin, the candy is called "gumdrop"!
JT: Oh yeah! That's right!
JT: Little kid, is your name "Gumdrop"?
??: ...
JT: I'm taking that for a YES!
JT: Quantum, I think his name is Gumdrop!
QP: That's quite ironic.
GD: (Goodness. When will they stop talking and get to the bottom of this problem?)
JT: I heard that, Gumdrop!
GD: ...





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