You might as well get as much talking with Nri'thub as possible, as that guy is impossible to understand in person. After all, his mouth is covered by tentacles! You open up the chat client, "Unnamed" and begin to chat with Nri'thub
--veronicaMelas [VM] began chatting with nri'thubRhl'rehy [NR]--
VM: Okay. I'm here.
NR: Regime, you say? Elaborate?
VM: What?
NR: You were just talking about how you hated your hair.
VM: I wasn't chatting with you! I was thinking to myself. How did you know?
NR: You forget, I'm the Duke of Mind.
VM: Come again?
NR: That's right. We haven't talked about that in your timeline yet. Sorry.
VM: Wait. What are you doing right now? And timelines?
NR: Well, right now, I'm actually with you, waiting for Adam to come back from the past, which I guess would be one day ahead of you. It's quite confusing.
VM: Adam...is he another member of the four recruits?
NR: Yes. He is the Prince of Time.
VM: So, back to these "titles". What are they?
NR: Right. The Paradox Police give titles to each of the recruits. These titles accompany each person's special powers.
VM: What are my special powers?
NR: I can't really say right now. You have to earn them, and you go through a lot to get them.
NR: Like a lot.
NR: A whole lot.
NR: More than any of us.
NR: Like so muc
VM: OKAY I GET IT.
NR: h
VM: Can you at least tell me my title?
NR: You are the Maid of Void. Like I said, none of us takes that lightly.
VM: Great. Now knowing that is going to drive me grimdark.
NR: ...
VM: I was joking. I would never go grimdark.
NR: Does that mean you're not planning on dying your hair black anymore?
VM: No, I am. Why?
VM: Wait a second. You can only read thoughts along your timeline. Right?
NR: Yes. Why?
VM: That means that I didn't like my hair how it was in the future. Like the future me.
NR: Yes I got that.
VM: I was planning on dying my hair before I left. Does that mean I don't like it in the future?
VM: Maybe I shouldn't bother.
NR: NO! You have to! If you didn't do that, this conversation would never occur, giving you no reason to not dye your hair, and then a temporal paradox would occur. That is not good, Ver.
VM: So, I should dye my hair black?
NR: It is absolutely imperative that you do!
VM: What else should I know about my future and this big adventure?
NR: I've said too much. I'm sorry, I just can't talk about it. Technically, what I'm telling you is classified to members of the Paradox Police, and you haven't joined them yet.
VM: Well, what do I do?
NR: Have you gotten the letter yet?
VM: You mean the invitation to the party? Yeah, I got it. Why?
NR: You should go.
VM: Is this another one of your weird future things?
NR: Well, yeah. Simply put, you should go to the...party.
VM: Whatever. I've gotta go. I have some stuff to do in my room.
NR: Fine by me. Just take heed in what I've told you.
VM: Sure. Bye.
--veronicaMelas [VM] ceased chatting with nri'thubRhl'rehy [NR]--
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