Quantum: Attack




















EW: Augh! Fire...
QP: That’s right! Feel the burn!
QP: Taste the flame!
EW: Are you...
QP: YES! I am firing you! You used to work for me at my business involving making large weapons of awesomeness. I didn’t like your work ethic, so now I am kicking you out of my business!
EW: Why...
QP: Oh look! I’m starting to reconsider my brazen decisions! I’m taking you out to dinner! Oh, fancy that, I’ll be your server for the night! We have many different choices for food. How about I start you off with a glass of punch in the face? For an appetizer, I suggest the tortilla chips with a cup of chile verde! For the main course, how about some charbroiled chicken?!? What’s that? You just want dessert? Okay, we have some great FLAME ALA MODE!!!
EW: What...
QP: Oh yeah! How does it feel to be BURNED???
EW: This...this is worse than death...I give! I give! I’ll leave!


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