Oh! Haha! You must be confusing yourself with your 2 alternate egos. One of them draws the comic that you are reading now, and the other is the boyfriend of Tarah Rappaccini in the frost kingdom of Authoria. You are in the same universe that Seth and Elise are currently in. You don't have a girlfriend. You only concern yourself with your gardening duties and the health and safety of the Noi.